I posted this on the blog but I thought I'd repeat it here:
The simian army isn't AWS only. :) Some of it runs on other stacks.
And the best part is, it is open source! So if you wanted to leverage the simian army, it wouldn't be that hard to modify it to run on whatever stack you want and then submit the changes back. :)
My first impression from the title was that this is a post-mortem for an actual failure on Friday. But after reading your post the title made more sense ;)
The simian army isn't AWS only. :) Some of it runs on other stacks.
And the best part is, it is open source! So if you wanted to leverage the simian army, it wouldn't be that hard to modify it to run on whatever stack you want and then submit the changes back. :)