It could easily have been written by my company’s CIO.

100%

Yeah, his website says he's "A Sr. Threat Researcher". It seems extremely unlikely he'd be in charge of rolling out "Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees". Not to mention an actual executive would have better writing skills than what's demonstrated in his stream-of-consciousness tweet.

I thought it was a coherent story with a lot of short pauses for comedic effect rather.