> Brazil Advances Criminal Prosecution of American Yout.com Operator

Touché! I see sibling comments assuming I was being sarcastic (without mandatory sarcasm tag!), but what I was really hoping for was more backstory like this. I guess it depends on how you read things in your head.

Not all statements should be interpreted literally.

You just took the wind right out of his sails

I missed the part about a boat?

Turn the new Flask logo upside dowb, it’s a sail.

And took the shine off his shoes and stopped him in his tracks.

Luckily all the whooshing has refilled them.

At risk of not being programming?

Seemingly.