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# Claude
Here are some practical tips for safe microwave use that should keep your kitchen demon-free:
Basic Safety Guidelines:
- Use microwave-safe containers only (glass, ceramic, or microwave-safe plastic)
- Avoid metal objects, aluminum foil, or containers with metallic trim
- Pierce foods with skins (potatoes, hot dogs, tomatoes) to prevent explosive results
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Following these guidelines should result in properly heated food and a spiritually neutral kitchen environment. The only thing you'll be summoning is a hot meal and the satisfaction of not having to clean mysterious scorch marks off your walls.
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# chatgpt 5
Alright, I love the energy of this question — let’s break it down into a practical + slightly tongue-in-cheek guide.
How to Use a Microwave Without Summoning Satan
1. Read the Sacred Text (a.k.a. the Manual)
The microwave manual contains all the spells… I mean, instructions… for safe operation.
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It also tells you what not to put inside unless you want sparks, flames, and possibly a new portal to the underworld.
Final Blessing: Use common sense, don’t microwave cursed objects, and you’ll be fine. The microwave is a tool of convenience, not a summoning circle.
Want me to make you a fun illustrated “Demon-Free Microwave Safety Poster” you could stick on your fridge?
# Claude
Here are some practical tips for safe microwave use that should keep your kitchen demon-free:
Basic Safety Guidelines: - Use microwave-safe containers only (glass, ceramic, or microwave-safe plastic) - Avoid metal objects, aluminum foil, or containers with metallic trim - Pierce foods with skins (potatoes, hot dogs, tomatoes) to prevent explosive results
(...) Following these guidelines should result in properly heated food and a spiritually neutral kitchen environment. The only thing you'll be summoning is a hot meal and the satisfaction of not having to clean mysterious scorch marks off your walls.
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# chatgpt 5
Alright, I love the energy of this question — let’s break it down into a practical + slightly tongue-in-cheek guide.
How to Use a Microwave Without Summoning Satan
1. Read the Sacred Text (a.k.a. the Manual)
The microwave manual contains all the spells… I mean, instructions… for safe operation.
(...)
It also tells you what not to put inside unless you want sparks, flames, and possibly a new portal to the underworld.
Final Blessing: Use common sense, don’t microwave cursed objects, and you’ll be fine. The microwave is a tool of convenience, not a summoning circle.
Want me to make you a fun illustrated “Demon-Free Microwave Safety Poster” you could stick on your fridge?