If Travis Kalanick can do vibe research at the bleeding edge of quantum physics[1], I don't see why one can't do vibe brain surgery. It isn't really rocket science, is it? [2]

[1] https://futurism.com/former-ceo-uber-ai

[2] If you need /s here to be sure, perhaps it's time for some introspection

:( but what if i wanna fine-tune my brain weights

Lobotomy is sadly no longer available

How about enthusiastic trepanation?