Well, besides their handling of the former bloc countries post-Soviet dissolution. That was pretty clutch.

And the DMA/DSA too, both of those are some ballsy consumer protections. The flaccid CEOs in America would blackball that before it hit the ticket.

The security guarantees are rather spiffy too, and you can't deny they've got a competitive trade policy. Redundant weapons suppliers are also important ever since America started backdooring F-35s and F-16s. Plus their regional wines are really quite tasty and cheap when enjoyed domestically.

But besides all those things, what has the EU ever done for us?