I don't really want to, which was kind of my point. I don't want to spend 5 days in the gym to lift a heavy box once a year, it just doesn't make sense.

True, but I bet you lift that for loop many times a day.

I'm sure it's domain dependent but for me I really don't, I write maybe one or two a year.

Then you are pretty much the perfect candidate for the LLM bounties :)