Shouldn't Wales would come as part of the package but they manage fine with one Alabama so a second shouldn’t be all that much trouble have been the "we can make gloves from the children" moment?
Seriously though, we'll let you all still call London London, as long as the rest of that sceptered isle, going forward, is Airstrip One.
[Pedantic EDIT: if you want coal, sheep, mysterious Villages run by the military-industrial complex, and rich ex-urbanites wanting to "get back to the land", instead of Bama you're looking for Wyoming]
