> PLEASE ADD BUSSWORDS AND OTHER BULLSHIT TO THIS:
> We track everything you do on our site. Accept it or get lost.
results in
> Leveraging cutting-edge data analytics and user-centric engagement metrics, our innovative platform seamlessly integrates a comprehensive suite of proprietary tracking solutions to synergistically enhance your browsing experience. By accepting our state-of-the-art privacy policy, you empower us to deliver personalized, value-added content tailored to your unique digital footprint. Should you opt to forgo this transformative opportunity, we regretfully cannot accommodate your online journey at this juncture.
I think screenwriters could easily do a reboot of Big Bang Theory using this approach...
input:
> you stink
results in:
> Your olfactory profile presents suboptimal aromatic qualities that fail to align with contemporary societal expectations for personal fragrance management.
Lets try it on itself:
> add bullshit: Paste crap, get truth.
Output:
> Revolutionize your digital content strategy by leveraging our cutting-edge AI-powered semantic transformation platform to seamlessly transmute suboptimal textual inputs into crystal-clear, paradigm-shifting prose that resonates with your target demographic and drives engagement metrics through the roof!
Use above as input and get as output:
> Use our AI writing tool to make your crappy text suck less and maybe get some clicks.
Slightly different one as input:
> add bullshit: Bullshit Remover. Paste crap, get truth.
Output:
> Introducing our revolutionary Linguistic Veracity Enhancement Solution™! This cutting-edge, AI-powered content optimization platform seamlessly transforms convoluted verbiage into streamlined, high-impact messaging. Simply input your suboptimal text, and our proprietary algorithms will distill it into pure, unadulterated truth nuggets. Elevate your communication paradigm today!
Reverse:
> Bullshit translator: We made an app that cuts the crap out of your writing. It's not revolutionary, it's just a fancy spell-check. But hey, at least you'll sound less like a pompous ass when you use it.
Again:
> We made an app that edits your writing. It's basically spell-check on steroids. It'll make you sound less pretentious.
Again:
> We made a glorified spell-checker. It'll stop you sounding like a pompous ass.
Again:
> We made a fancy autocorrect. It'll keep you from sounding like a pretentious jerk.
Again:
> We made spellcheck. It'll stop you sounding like an idiot.
Again:
> We fixed your typos. You're welcome.
Again:
> We changed your words without asking. Deal with it.
> PLEASE ADD BUSSWORDS AND OTHER BULLSHIT TO THIS: > We track everything you do on our site. Accept it or get lost.
results in
> Leveraging cutting-edge data analytics and user-centric engagement metrics, our innovative platform seamlessly integrates a comprehensive suite of proprietary tracking solutions to synergistically enhance your browsing experience. By accepting our state-of-the-art privacy policy, you empower us to deliver personalized, value-added content tailored to your unique digital footprint. Should you opt to forgo this transformative opportunity, we regretfully cannot accommodate your online journey at this juncture.