I'm not gonna fight you on that.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Is a burrito a sandwich?

(Yes in New York and Indiana, no in Massachusetts, and the law is silent elsewhere. Personally I believe that because the torta exists, the burrito may have some characteristics of a sandwich but should be considered a wrap)

No, it's a calzone, per https://cuberule.com/

Of course. It's a bologna sandwich in log form.

>It's a bologna sandwich in log form.

Finally someone else realizes that hotdogs are basically just bologna.

I know you're making a joke about classification, but crabs have 10 legs, not 6.

My bad, I misremembered. 6 walking legs, two swimming legs, two pincer legs.