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I will never pass up an opportunity to use this joke:

Everything is a hammer, unless it's a screwdriver. Then, it's a chisel.



Not a joke and different domain, but similar structure and also noteworthy:

Everyone should meditate 2 minutes a day, unless he's busy. Then he should meditate 20.




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