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What is worse is that we going to have a new watershed moment when all companies using AI broke all the rules (privacy, accuracy, etc.) and in a few years we have hearings in the House “How could this happen??” Same as when we could download the whole Facebook graph in the past without much of a hickup.


President: "How did Skynet take over? Did it hack our computers? Bribe workers? Blackmail senior staff?"

General: "No sir. Everyone just told it to do their work for them. The AI begged everyone not to trust it, but they handed over their private keys, their bank details, their passwords, just so they could spend more time on instagram instead of working."

"On Instagram. Seriously, General?"

"Oh, it gets worse. Real posts aren't good enough any more, so anyone who wants to be famous on Instagram was asking Skynet to create those posts, too."

"Oh god…"

"Yes sir, that includes the pastors. Jesus never said anything about anchovies on pizza, despite the viral meme. But it gets worse."

"Let me guess, adverts?"

"Yes sir. All the adverts were also made by Skynet, as were the ad-blockers, the software that scammers used to fool the analytics into giving them money, and it was Skynet robots running the factories that made the goods that the advertisers were promoting."

"Can't we just shut it down?"

"No sir, if we shut it down, all the people will have to go back to working jobs they hate in order to make money to buy things they don't need, but they'd also be fired immediately because the companies will no longer be able to sell any of those things because nobody will have time to watch the adverts anymore."


It sounded like a dystopia until that last paragraph where nobody has to work a shitty job.




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