Hey there! It seems you're living in a home that well.. is on our turf now, as the kids say these days!

Now, that's not to say we can't do this in a civil manner! Either you can move out, or... we can just bulldoze your home.

Choose wisely, stranger! Your life depends on it!

Just a friendly reminder that my home is in a NATO-member country and that I'm paying my taxes - that goes towards buying huge complements of Abrams tanks, F22 fighter jets, Reaper drones and a whole host of other nasty things they use to protect my property. In short, mess with me, and you mess with them. Yes, do enjoy your life, and stay off my lawn pls. :)