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Internet of piss. Just wait untill they start selling dick enlargement pills.

At some point all the home toilets will be smart, there wil be a bug and they will fail to boot. Without booting they will not flush.

Thus London will have another Great Stench

On a more srious note, ford recently patented 'our car will drive off if you fall behind on payments".

We have to get the IoT stuff under control, and the law will not be changed untill something terrible happens. Maybe a ford car drives off with a newborn or causes multiple deaths.



> Just wait until they start selling dick enlargement pills.

It still takes a quarter and a twist, but have you never bought horny goat weed at a truck stop?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimedium?wprov=sfti1




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