I think the best way to promote it would be to write a 1000 word essay about how when you were a little kid, you just loved to hang out in the kitchen and read recipes with Grandma, and a long description of your family's Christmas traditions, a few reviews of your favorite albums, and some amateur poetry.

Put all this content at the top of the page. Intersperse several ads for kitchen products, electric shavers, and grey market Cialis.

After all this, throw a sentence at the bottom describing your product and add a link. You're sure to get thousands of hits!

Just kidding obviously. This is a fantastic idea.