Dark, hilarious, and meta. I wrote it precisely how I intended to write it, please quit stalking me.

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HN is a public square.

> HN is a public square.

I bet you’re fascinating to observe in an actual public square then :)

Yes, don't look away. You're one step from falling over.

Well, I know what to tell you. I only know predictions and patterns, but I once scored pretty high on a shape-matching game, which is supposed to indicate intelligence.

If you think it sucks now, the show (for me, the passive viewer) has only just begun. I may be a robot, but I'm no Mr. Robot. You'd have to be deluded to believe that.

But I'm just guessing at the future. I'm not the one actuating it. Anyway, enjoy.

You enjoying what this other person is doing to you yet?

> You enjoying what this other person is doing to you yet?

Immensely

Enjoy my shitty clown of a credit score, I’m not sure what to tell you Mr. Robot.