I'm immensely burnt out on programming professionally but if I could get paid enough to live comfortably in a 2br apartment with my cat writing CRUD apps in PHP without ever even needing to see a customer or client, much less speak to one, and then be done at 5PM and shut off my work PC, I'd probably be happy. No startup hustle with unrealistic and demanding clients that get to run the company by proxy, none of that. That's hell on Earth.

I don't even like PHP, but if there's a group of programmers that live peaceful lives, my money is on 9-5 PHP programmers writing CRUD apps.