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		goldenkey on April 29, 2022 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Maslow never proposed a pyramid You mean that Captain Crunch isn't an ancient Pharaoh?! That fucking imposter, I've been worshipping him and his corn syrup for years!!

labster on April 29, 2022 [–]

It gets worse: Count Chocula is actually a commoner.

goldenkey on April 29, 2022 | [–]

I knew that ever since he partnered with Hersheys. We all know real aristocrats only use Dutch cocoa.

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