I also, am flabbergasted by the fact that I couldn't stop reading this stream-of-consciousness post.
I shudder to think what it reveals about me. I may be immune to Google's algorithms through my total abstinence, but it seems that there exists a non-random sequence of words that can capture my attention against my will.
Oh get over yourself. It was perfectly intelligible. You just choose to not to try and understand the post and push it off to some claim of not being able to choose to just ignore it like there is some magic going on.
I shudder to think what it reveals about me. I may be immune to Google's algorithms through my total abstinence, but it seems that there exists a non-random sequence of words that can capture my attention against my will.
This concerns me deeply.