I think this is one of those cases where you are taking a bunch of anecdotal evidence and drawing the wrong conclusions from it or at least biasing them towards your own dislikes... 'privileged SV and internet yuppies'. Your response feels a bit like Dunning-Kruger [0] effect going on here.

I am not a doctor so I won't give you advice, but Dr. Gupta is. I felt like his reasoning for not sending his kids back to school in this article [1] was spot on.

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9R6jgE7SQ

[1] https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/health/covid-kids-school-gupt...