"Everything is fine, unless you're Carl. There's a massage outage, but only at Carl's house. Sorry, Carl."

I'm also experiencing a massage outage. Please send masseuse.

Goddammit some (most?) days I can't type. "Massive"

I got the missive. Thanks.

I remember when S3 was down and the status was green because the updates for the status page with pushed via S3.

That's not just ironic, that's stupid. How do you count on S3 to update S3 status? Isn't that a huge design fault?

Yes and they fixed that. :)

Azure too. During the most recent outage a couple weeks ago their Twitter account acknowledged the incident an hour before the status page did.

So no matter where you go for your cloud services, you're guaranteed a useless status page. Yippee.