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Have you ever worked for a big company? (Think several US offices, half a dozen European and Asian offices, 500m in revenue).

Someone forwards me an e-mail from our Dutch office that says, essentially, "The world is burning down, we are boarding a plane in a couple of hours to go to IFA (show), and we don't have the latest copy of product X to demo for customers."

I do builds by hand of this product because I can't get resources allocated to automate it

I have never heard of any of these people before. I reply asking, "I am sure I can accommodate you, but, Who are you and why I haven't been told about this before now?"

To my shock, the guy replies, "I'm the European Vice President for product X, we didn't ask before now because it has never been a problem in the past. Who are you?"

I reply, "I'm the only person in the entire world with the encryption keys to provision the product, and that has to be done on one single computer in Santa Ana. It's only a fluke that I am here today-- my car wouldn't start this morning, and I had planned to take the day off to fix it, and then by some miracle an hour later it started. That's why it's important to know about things ahead of time."

That's what working at a big organization is like, you interact with people who don't know all the time. And frankly, nobody is ever allocated time for "security" in their schedule. My dance card at that company was scheduled for 8 hours of development a day, no e-mail answering, no security, no time to do the build system. No time for meetings. Nothing.



> I'm the only person in the entire world with the encryption keys to provision the product

The chaos that surrounds you, the facts that astound you, at last your number has found you, your bus number is one.


Googling this quote reveals nothing. Is it a quote? Or are you HN's resident poet? :)


Maybe that's how it is at your big organization. I'm sure glad my big organization is different.


I suspect the world runs on more chaos than anyone would like to believe.

But when your big org is hiring, let me know :)


Hail Eris.




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