Stores regularly sell boxes of things labelled "not for individual resale". Here, windsurf would be the shopkeeper selling individual chewing gum strips out of the big package of 10x 5 strips.

This conversation is a total Racket

Enough with the smalltalk.

Let's see if I can cobol together another reply

It worked, but this reply is pretty Basic

This series of puns has really been a gem so far, but it's going off the rails at this point

That's some perl clutching. :)