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In a cool club on the other side of town, where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad about the other kids.

Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it.

That's ok, I dont really like clubs. Too many people

Plus still have to contend with the space sharks.

Lo, behold how the beast doth roar! From the depths thereof it crieth aloud, saying, “Feed me.”

Sincerely,

Sales & Marketing

Clicks through to see what Tom or Chris started…

Oh, nevermind, it’s some MS dude.

I asked AI if “I asked AI, and it said” replies should be forbidden, and it said…

At a minimum, it can not find them faster!

As results are quantified by number of “prescriptions”, and 6 prescriptions of n pills at a given dosage presumably increase risk over 1 prescription of 6(n) pills, then they’ve clearly proven the risk factor is going to the pharmacy.

Saw it in Phoenix.

Definitely big.

Wouldn’t recommend for slap.

If you get feces on your hands, a few wipes with paper towel is good enough.

Why do we need something fancier for a toilet?

I sure hope a few wipes with a paper towel is not good enough for most people who get feces on their hands

No water at all? You realize you're straight up eating your own shit when you have a sandwich afterwards, right?

I would’ve expected better sarcasm detection from this audience.

But, since jokes are best explained:

The opening assertion is one that mimics the toilet hygiene practices of many, but recasts it in a scenario that the reader is likely to find repugnant and evoke a reaction.

The second statement draws the reader’s attention back to the topic at hand, with that fresh strong feeling.

The reader may then make the connection that if “a few wipes with paper towel” is not good enough in scenario A, then the argument is that it is not enough in scenario B.

Others would downvote.