Senior Software Engineer with ~9 years of experience building scalable APIs, distributed systems, and data-driven fintech products. Experienced in end-to-end product development, from backend architecture to frontend integration.
An experienced Software Developer with a strong interest in projects that require both conceptual and analytical thinking. Fully-committed to designing and developing innovative web-based materials that users will love. Always eager to learn more tricks from anyone regardless of the industry they're working in. Results-oriented professional with 7 years of experience and a proven knowledge of web platform development, programming, and application development. Aiming to leverage my skills to successfully fill the Software developer role at your company.
True. My understanding is that comedy isn't really allowed here, unless maybe it is tech focused. This isn't some new phenomenon, this isn't tech focused, there isn't really any content in the article (not much to be gleaned from the satire even). It doesn't seem like it's something that's even interesting to hackers. There doesn't seem to be enough content to satisfy intellectual curiosity.
Yeah, I'm very aware. He made so few mistakes that each one is fairly well documented and this is the biggie.
He accidentally got his girlfriend pregnant at age 23, freaked out about her keeping the baby, acted like a petulant child about it, and then shortly afterwards realized his mistake and took responsibility in every way possible. His daughter became an intimate part of his new family, for decades, and was there when he died.
As far as we know, this is the worst thing he ever did in his entire life. He made this mistake at 23 years old and spent the rest of his life trying his best to make up for it. What more could anyone ask?
An experienced Software Developer with a strong interest in projects that require both conceptual and analytical thinking. Fully-committed to designing and developing innovative web-based materials that users will love. Always eager to learn more tricks from anyone regardless of the industry they're working in. Results-oriented professional with 5.5+ years of experience and a proven knowledge of web platform development, programming, and application development. Aiming to leverage my skills to successfully fill the Software developer role at your company.
One of your cofounder's, Zaheer, set a date and time with me for a phone interview and proceeded to ghost me even after sending multiple emails asking why he didn't appear for the call. I'm really glad I didn't join the company whose cofounder can do something like that.
Hey Zaheer here. There’s no excuse for ghosting. I totally apologize. I just checked back in my emails and it seems like our meeting and subsequent emails were around the same time I was out of town for a wedding a few things fell through the cracks. I generally make it a point to respond back to everyone but this was a period of time where there was a lot going on in my personal space and I’m sorry I wasn’t able to get back to you. I’ll DM you separately.
SEEKING WORK | GMT+1(Lagos) | Remote | Software Developer | 5+ years experience
An experienced Software Developer with a strong interest in projects that require both conceptual and analytical thinking. Fully-committed to designing and developing innovative web-based materials that users will love. Always eager to learn more tricks from anyone regardless of the industry they're working in. Results-oriented professional with 5.5+ years of experience and a proven knowledge of web platform development, programming, and application development. Aiming to leverage my skills to successfully fill the Software developer role at your company.
Remote: Yes
Willing to relocate: Yes (Europe / North America)
Technologies: Python, Django, Django Rest Framework, FastAPI, JavaScript/TypeScript, React, Vue.js, Node.js, PostgreSQL, Redis, Celery, Docker, Kubernetes, AWS, CI/CD, AI integration
Résumé/CV: linkedin.com/in/elvongray
Email: [email protected]
Senior Software Engineer with ~9 years of experience building scalable APIs, distributed systems, and data-driven fintech products. Experienced in end-to-end product development, from backend architecture to frontend integration.