If reading individual applications take so long then why don't yc implement a good text to speech app on the back end of HN that reads it for them? Problem solved!
I should start a company that gives rejected applicants a second chance, lol yc-rejects.com We will RE-View your app and pick the most promising startups, based off good ideas!
When I received my rejection email I wanted to throw a huge 6yr old kid temper tantrum and go around the room fucking sht up tornado style lmao! But I'll just frame my rejection email and use it as motivation for my next big obstacles in life. When I do finally become successful I'll put "Y Combinator Reject" in all my about me sections! YC alumni would've sounded better though :(
If there was an aftermarket Tesla customisation company like Brabus (http://www.brabus.com/) it would be really cool. Hopefully done more tastefully than Brabus obviously (tacky bling-bling Range Rovers, I'm looking at you).