Put it this way: If I took away Wordle for the day, I'd be single by tomorrow.

Your clear lack of a sense of humour?

How people today come to be addicted to 24/7 internet access, including spouses?

Do you want to make it be about something else?

A humorous difference between having a real vs virtual girlfriend?

It's a joke.

Nah, it's 100% true. solardev's wife is a real battleaxe. She once said "for our anniversary, I want to go somewhere I've never been!". solardev replied "Well how about the kitchen?"

We're not...